A word from the Member for DILLIGAF,
Mr Kevin Bloody Wilson (F.L.)
G'day, I'm Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Having been out and about in the last couple of weeks I've noticed how everyone is bored and becoming increasingly annoyed with fe(de)ral politics. Most punters are over it, so it's time to spice it up!
And remember: If I'm not on the card in your local elecorate, simply cross out the other tossers and write my name next to any box.
Promises for the Election and New Incentive Schemes:
1. More Nurses - in shorter uniforms
2. Abolish taxes on Beer
3. Metric Week*
4. One free spray tan per month for working Mums
5. Abolish all state governments **
6. Australia will become a republic
*Metric week is a 10 day week 4 day weekend 6 day week) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Kevday, Pubday, Snoreday, Saturday and Sunday. Pubday falls two days before you have to go back to work,
to provide optimum time for recovery from alcohol poisoning
**Money saved will enable us to Increase pay for federal politicians so we get better monkeys.
Voor meer info: http://www.kevinbloody07.com/index.php
Mr Kevin Bloody Wilson (F.L.)
G'day, I'm Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Having been out and about in the last couple of weeks I've noticed how everyone is bored and becoming increasingly annoyed with fe(de)ral politics. Most punters are over it, so it's time to spice it up!
And remember: If I'm not on the card in your local elecorate, simply cross out the other tossers and write my name next to any box.
Promises for the Election and New Incentive Schemes:
1. More Nurses - in shorter uniforms
2. Abolish taxes on Beer
3. Metric Week*
4. One free spray tan per month for working Mums
5. Abolish all state governments **
6. Australia will become a republic
*Metric week is a 10 day week 4 day weekend 6 day week) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Kevday, Pubday, Snoreday, Saturday and Sunday. Pubday falls two days before you have to go back to work,
to provide optimum time for recovery from alcohol poisoning
**Money saved will enable us to Increase pay for federal politicians so we get better monkeys.
Voor meer info: http://www.kevinbloody07.com/index.php
