For everyone who feels like telling jokes (in English)....

On a long distance flight a business man is sitting next to a blond girl.
He ask's the girl, do you wanne play a game, I'll ask you a question and if
you don't know it, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I pay you $5.
No said the girl, I want to sleep. The man does not leave the girl alone
and he said, allright, I'll give you $500 if I don't know the answer and you still pay me $5.
Let's play the game, the girl said.
The man asked, how long is the distance from the earth to the moon?
The girl takes $5 out of her purse.
Then the girl asked the man. What is it? It goes up the mountain with three legs
and comes down with four legs?
The man doesnt know the answer and looks on the internet, still no answer. He call's his friends,
still no answer.
The next morning he wakes the girl and gives her the $500.
It took me so much time to look for the answer and I can't find it, what is it?
And again the girl gives him $5.
 
Thanks PerthPete!! Kword er helemaal een beetje verlegen van. Ik ken nog een leuke maar die moet in persoon worden verteld anders is tie echt niet leuk namelijk.

Groetjes!!
Danny-Eva
 
An Asian woman goes in to her local NAB Branch and begins exchanging her money.

After the transaction is complete she asks the teller "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?"

The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly.... "fluctuations".

The Asian woman narrows her eyes and says "fluc you Aussies too".
 
A Kiwi asked us the other day: "What is geographically wrong with Australia?".

Answer: "It's above sea level"...

:-D
 
What is the proper name for a German tourist in Australia?

Fritz in Britz  :grin:
 
Kep hier heeeeeeeeeeeel lang over moeten nadenken.  :think: Steve snapte 'm ook niet. Maar toevallig zag ik laatst een camper van het merk Britz (dat was overigens in NZ... ). Slaat het grapje daarop?

Ben benieuwd! 

Ireen :blond:
 
What do women and cyclones have in common?
When you meet them they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car. :cool:
 
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Kep hier heeeeeeeeeeeel lang over moeten nadenken.  :think: Steve snapte 'm ook niet. Maar toevallig zag ik laatst een camper van het merk Britz (dat was overigens in NZ... ). Slaat het grapje daarop?

Ben benieuwd! 

Ireen :blond:


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Hey Irene,

Yep it does, het was een koppel uit de buurt van Melbourne die dat vertelden. Ze zeiden dat naar hun mening de Duitse toerist
heel Australië bekijkt vanuit de camper. Of dat echt zo is....ikke nie weetuh. Toen ik vroeg of er over Nederlanders ook zo'n grap
bestond, zei ze..neeeeeee......mmmmmhhhh weet niet of ik dat geloof. HAHAHA...greetz Miran
 
Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient greece when he spotted a gorgeous woman, naked, washing herself.
He made love to her, then stroke her face and said...
"in 9 months you will give birth to a son and you will call him HERCULES!"
She dressed herself, smiled elegantly and replied.....
"in 9 days you will end up with a RASH and you will call it HERPES!!!"
NOW F*CK OFF!!!!
 
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ...

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Kevin Rudd'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Kevin Rudd ?'
6. Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better? 
 
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