Dat herinnert mij aan deze (wel een beetje erg off-topic..):
Not many mans have furstand from good English, religion me
Mr Ritzen, I will tell you in this breef, that I stand wholemeal after you. I have oak all tide all said that vale more mans (m/v) must learn good English spoken.
But… I see there well a problem. You must namely know that I have studied English up the university in Groningen. In that tide I have come there behind, that many mans (m/v) who have not studied English, still think that they have there furstand from.
I freeze, that oak today there are still vale such figures up the universities in Netherland. Now, I have been there and I can tell you well: they can there nothing from!
Now, Show, you and I must do something to lose up this problem. I have a suggestion: Now that your secretary, Jack Wall-low, is going to heave up all the little schools in rimboo areas, shall there many English masters free come. You can set these masters in for the underwise on students, so that over a pair years the mans (m/v) in the whole world can follow us when we speak.
I am self one of those English masters and, religion me, I am sore bereed to organize and coordinate the plan herefore named.
BORGER J.J. Bruintjes