*quite amused by the 'g-string-thank-god-I-didn't-say-g-spot story'*
A few years back, at a business meeting in London, I meant to say 'we have to be vulnerable'.
Unfortunately my mind was doing its Dutch shift, so I said ' We have to give ourselves naked'. Needless to say it was silent for a few seconds and everyone looked at me in disbelief. One of my colleagues broke the silence and said "well, you go first."